Desculpa, Braziu, mas há dois dias é isso o que tem rolado por aqui:

When you’re sittin’ in your chevy and your pants start feelin’ heavy
(chorus) Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re slidin’ into home and your pants begin to foam
(chorus)
When you’re slidin’ into third and you feel a little turd
(chorus)
When you’re slidin’ into two and your pants are filled with goo
(chorus)
When you’re slidin’ into first and your pants begin to burst
(chorus)
When you’re standing on a ladder and you hear something splatter
(chorus)
When you’re walking down the hall and something starts to fall
(chorus)
When you’re feeling kind of down and your poo is liquid brown
(chorus)
When you’re sitting on the couch and your pants begin to slouch
(chorus)
When you’re sitting on a cushion and you feel something mushin’
(chorus)
When you’re running down the hall and something splatters on the wall
(chorus)
When it comes out of your bum like a bullet from a gun
(chorus)
When you’re sitting in your class and you hear something splash
(chorus)
When you’re shifting into gear and you feel something smear
(chorus)
When you’re looking at your shoes and you feel something ooze
(chorus)
When you’re running down the road and you can’t control your load
(chorus)
When you’re feeling pretty mellow and you see brownish-yellow
(chorus)
When your stomach kinda hurts and you start to get the squirts
(chorus)
EEEECA!Vê se isso é jeito de passar o dia dos namorados! Humpf!!!